And I'll get ragingly drunk if I want to. But I don't think I will. I think this is a birthday meant for quiet contemplation of my actions and place in the world. Perhaps I'll light some candles.

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HAHA JUST KIDDING I'M ALREADY DRUNK! GOOD LUCK FINDING ME TOMORROW, WORLD! IF MY LIVER IS NOT DEAD BY 6:00 I WILL HAVE FAILED IN MY MISSION. TWO-FACE ( Read more... )